Whoop Whoop!

I won another game! YAY that makes 2! We are coming back ladies and gentlemen! I won by a shredding 62 to 61. I will take it. Finally all of my hard work has paid off. Okay well I haven't done that much hard work with this, or studying maybe that's why I am not winning many games? Perhaps if I worked harder at my league I would win? I guess I don't put enough time in football to do better in the fantasy league. I am okay with that though.

My number one scorer was Aaron Rodgers at 24 points! Go Aaron Rodgers you are the champion. He loves Pro Wrestling so he can lead my fantasy team anytime he wants. My next high scorer was Stephen Gostkowski at 15 points. Then...guess who else did really well? That's right WHEATON! did well at 11 points!

Everyone else was meh. They helped me win, I guess so I shouldn't mock small beginnings but I don't know if these guys will do any better. Some guys did zero though. You read that correct ZERO!

For the next game I am switching out Aaron Rodgers for Colin Kaepernick from the 49ers! I didn't want to do this but Rodgers has a bye week so bye bye Rodgers!

I will switch Carlos Hyde with Bernard Pierce. Bernard you are doing terrible lately so Carlos please do better!  Then I switched out Roddy White for Reuben Randle, because Roddy is on a bye week. So bye bye Roddy!

Heath Miller come on down! You are the next one to switch out with Owen Daniels, come on down and play the game! Play your heart out, its what you are paid to do. You worked your whole life to get to the big time, well this is it, this is the big time.

Stephen Gotkowski I am switching you out for Phil Dawson, simply because PHIL is said to be better than you in the upcoming week. I sure hope so sometimes PHIL you let me down, but I will give you another shot, I believe in second chances, and 23rd chances.

I am scheduled to lose my next game 114 to 63 OUCH! We shall see time will tell maybe all of their players will get injured and all of my players will magically do really well!

Alright that is your news to know for this week in the man that knows nothing about Fantasy football! I think I am doing okay, and this isn't over yet, I still have a shot to win it all! Also more importantly I feel a better connection to my wife's family that doesn't live so close to us.
Peace be with you all!

Lose. Lose. Lose.

What else is new? Nothing. I lost again. Shouldn't be that big of a surprise by now, honestly. I think the big surprise though is that the last two times I was scheduled to WIN! but I lost anyways. Is there some force against me? The thought of the verse about pride coming before a downfall comes to my mind, could I have been to prideful in my desire to win? Why did I join this then if I do not want to win? Could there be more than winning? I think so.

Let's get down to the nitty gritty. I lost AGAIN 98 to 81, so that's not really too bad. I had one man who scored ZERO points! I guess that's better than -2, right Rams Defense? The highest scorer was 24 points made by Aaron Rodgers thank you for being a winner, and Aaron Rodgers did better than the QB he was up against, which was Kirk Cousins.

Where did it all go wrong? My next higher scorer was Roddy White at 16 points. The next higher scorer was 10 points which was Michael Floyd. Everybody else was far far below that even on my bench the highest scorer was 11 points, but had I played them I still would have lost.

Come on if you are going to play the game, PLAY THE GAME. Why did you even get off the bench? To just smell the grass? If you are going to be in the game your job is to do your best, not wait for someone to inspire you, just to do it!

Looking forward to the next game I am going to switch my defense out for the Jets defense, Yeah I know, they are scheduled to be the best though out of everyone else I can pick, that would be the Rams and the Steelers Defense.

Also to those of you who are wondering, yes I did bring in WHEATON!

Although he is only projected to score 3 lousy points its better than the alternative man is Heath Miller.  Heath Miller is projected to do 2 stupid points. Will one point really make a difference? Yes it will. I know some of you are thinking yes but Miller is a TE how can you switch him with a WR?! If you are thinking that you are a nerd. Also it is my FLEX position. BOOM!

I am scheduled to win 81 to 78, and yeah I'm sure that is going to happen! A thought has just occurred to me. What if the other teams adjust their teams after I do. I could have been way off in all of my projections!  DANG! We will see how it goes, until then PEACE and God Bless ya!

Seriously!

Another loss for me. A loss after I was supposed to win! What happened out there? Did they all play like a bunch of losers or what? Did they trip over their skirts? The final score was 48 to 109. So much for wanting to win, the only way I can win now is if I win every single game and everyone who is winning suddenly starts to lose!

Aaron Rodgers was the only good player I had. He scored 25 points. The next highest scorer was Phil Dawson at 9 points. This is ridiculous how can that be? I listened to all the "Expert" advice and you know where it got me? Dead last. Maybe not dead last but if I am not winning, what is the point? Winning is everything...isn't it?

Of course Colin Kaepernick earned 28 points but I had him benched. Why did I do this? Because I am stupid and I doubted the 49ers. I should never do that! Stephen Gotkowski scored 16 points, but I didn't play him because Dawson was supposedly going to do better and he is a 49ers!

That's what I get for listening to people rather than researching for myself. Finally if I would have played Michael Floyd as a Wide Receiver I would have made 10 points. I have to mention that my rams scored -2! I didn't even know that was possible!

Maybe I am reaping what I have sown for all the smack talk I have done. Maybe I shouldn't focus so much on winning? No that can't be the problem! Onward to battle!

I am switching Rams out of course, for the Steelers. I will play Bernard Pierce instead of Carlos Hyde. I am putting back in Gotkowski and taking out Dawson. Sorry Dawson I know you are 49ers but you hurt me!

The last switch I will do will be to get rid of WHEATON!

Sorry but you are suggested to be the worst Wide Receiver in the world. I am putting in MICHAEL FLOYD. Don't let me down Mike, or I will throw you out the window into the abyss!

I am projected to win this next game AGAIN. We shall see what the future holds, until then spend time with your family.

Do I even Need to tell you

Yes its true its all true dang it! Another day another weekend more games played, all add up to a LOSS. How did you know? You must be prophetic to guess that. NOT. I lost but I don't think I lost that badly. I lost 70 to 81! A loss is still a loss though, but there is still time to change this ship around!

All of my players worked pretty hard, I mean the ones I have did. The ones on the bench didn't do that much better than the ones I played. Except for my Wide Receiver Michael Floyd. ZERO POINTS! C'mon Michael Floyd! That's IT! You are being traded out for Reuben Randle! HA! HA! See if you like that one Mr. Floyd!

WHEEAATON! You only scored 1 point! But I will keep you in because I have no better option! And yes I could trade him out but for who? Like I could get another great guy with the name WHEATON!

I guess I could take him out but replace him with Floyd? Yeah right! I would rather eat an Ice Cream Sandwich covered it maggots!

Phil Dawson as my kicker was GREAT! He is staying in! I don't care how good Gostkowski looks. Gostkowski is good and Phil Dawson is good. But I am going with the 49ers player, baby.

I moved out my steelers Defense because they are projected to suck up the place. I guess that shouldn't be too big of a surprise. In their place I am going to put in the Rams Defense, am I really doing that much better? Time will tell.

I only have one Tight End I discovered so I am looking to pick up another. I will see if the manager of the fantasy Team lets me. I bet he will because he is a swell guy like that.

I am projected to BEAT THE NEXT TEAM! 75 to 66 Woo Hoo! This is going to be great! I can't wait this will be the greatest week of football ever played. Just gotta keep my chin up, sing for the next day, and hope for the best, deal with the worst, and never give up hope!